Characters

The Guys

Jay

Jay drinks, and dabbles in the musical arts - he lives with Trey.

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Trey

Trey is a a freelance designer who occasionally throws down some classic Nintendo - he lives with Jay.

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Brando

Brando is a ladies man - he plays hockey too but he gets more bruises from the women he hits on.

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The Rob

The rob moonlights as a computer programmer but is often forced to do crummy odd jobs to pay the bills. He's also Mac user.

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The Girls

Julie

Julie's asian and she works at a clothing store owned by her parents.

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Raye

Raye is quiet - or maybe she doesn't have anything to say, who knows?

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Kari

Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong. It's politically annoying.

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Other Guys

Steph

Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.

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Byron

You know Grand Theft Auto? That's Byron's life.

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Ninja

(Classified)

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Antagonists

Bitch Bear

He's not a bear, he's a guy in a bear suit.

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Mr. Plymouth

Rich as hell and will gamble on anything for anything. He's also a billionaire playboy... well a billionaire playman

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George & George

Retired boxer who sells anything on the infomercials. His daughter is also named George.

Gnome Sane

No idea where he came from, but he seems to want to kill the guys.

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Other Characters

Fricket T. Cricket

A magical cricket that is summoned when you speak his name "Fricket the Cricket!"

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Zig

Brando's dog - he got him to pick up chicks, but that didn't work so now he just has a dog.

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Mr & Mrs Rob

The Rob's parents! They moved out to the city so Rob has to run the house himself! Ah, those crazy parents, growing up so fast...

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Trey's Cat

This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip. Good times.

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DJ Sprinkles

Just some raver dude - passed away when raves got old.

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Kirstie

Trey got set up on a blind date with Kirstie and apparently made a really good impression on her. Too bad it wasn't reciprocal.

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