// Random  jabbaScript
//
// by Threeboy
// http://truenuff.com/

buy = new Array();

buy[0] = "100% based on kinda true events.";
buy[1] = "Best Read Drunk!";
buy[2] = "All Your Base... Nevermind.";
buy[3] = "Come for the Beer, Stay for the Beer.";
buy[4] = "We're Drunk Right Now!";
buy[5] = "That keg was empty when we got it, man.";
buy[6] = "Now On Tap.";
buy[7] = "Loosely based on loose events.";
buy[8] = "Cookass!";
buy[9] = "Finish your booze son, there are sober kids in China.";
buy[10] = "Will drink for beer.";
buy[11] = "Life Remixed.";
buy[12] = "You must be this drunk to read.";
buy[13] = "Brought to you by the number beer, and the letter drunk.";


index = Math.floor(Math.random() * buy.length);

document.write(buy[index]);